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http://www.crankmychain.com/kaufman-psycocrosser-mars.mp3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ9IXGPYirU

Independence Day weekend lives on! 

Join us at Doug Fir tonight for Team Beer Goldsprints (6 socialize, 7 race).  Bring a friend and challenge them to racing (or doing a shooter and then racing).  Here' a music vid from last months races: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ9IXGPYirU

My band CrankMyChain! will be performing the race music (12-second pyscobilly shorts) and then we'll do a set of songs after they announce the winners around 9pm.

Declare your independence!

dannyK

Are you as fed up with the Catastrophic Ridiculous Ongoing Oil
Disaster as I am?  Do you want to remind our brothers and sisters that
BP and the Federal govt are not going to fix this problem but WE ARE.

This coming Wednesday, rain or shine, we are taking the message to
streets, expressways and the information super highway.

***¿Do you have something you need to say, a song to sing, poem, a
bell to ring, flag to wave, banner to drop?***

Join CrankMyChain! TV for DINOSAURS BITE, PEOPLE RIDE, this Wednesday,
May 26th at PSU.  Show starts at noon, ride leaves at
12:11.

If you or your posse would like to be featured on the ride/live you just want details
webcast please contact me. 

It will be fun AND we will be confronting OUR petrochemical addiction.

Forever in your debt,

Dan Kaufman
http://CrankMyChain.tv
503 267 2862

Dinosaurs Bite

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Dinosaurs Bite
Dinosaurs Bite
Dinosaurs Tussle
Dinosaurs Fight

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Some Dinosaurs eat plants The one over there eats Meat
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You'd better get running on your Dinosaur Feet

Dinosaurs Bite
Dinosaurs Bite
Dinosaur stuck in the ground
That's a Dinosaurs Plight

They used to roam the earth the Sky and the Sea
Now we dig 'em from the ground so we all can see That

Dinosaurs Bite
Dinosaurs Bite
A dinosaurs might
Makes a dinosaur Right

The Earth got hit by a big Asteroid
There wasn't on damn thing they could do to avoid
The lakes got hot, they started to boil
Now we dig 'em from the ground to get our Crude Oil

Dinosaurs Bite
Dinosaurs Bite
Dinosaur Fuel
is our Dino Delight

When you're driving your car Drinking your gasoline
And you're choking on the fumes You'll know what I Mean
When the Glaciers all melt and the Oceans do Rise
I hope it don't come as a big fat surprise!
When our desire for fuel is the cause of a spill
Then it's time that we find new ways to fill, because

Dinosaurs Bite
Dinosaurs Bite

Dan Kaufman copyleft 2007-2010

The Flaming lips are shooting a video up in Mt. Tabor park from 10am-10pm. It's a naked bike ride video. We're hauling up the disco trike and setting up the live feed. Let's hope we can get a good signal and not violate the terms of the Stickam service agreement to badly. Join in virtually and say hello.

VIDEO:
Recording from the webcast - It's very choppy because of our connection issues:

NOTES:

We had a blast up at Mt. Tabor park and it's still going on (as far as I know). The broadcast was a surprisingly a bit choppy due to the location and we almost got shut down on Stickam.com cause we showed butt cracks on the first take. I thought that would be okay.

The ranger didn't like the butt cracks either. He forcefully said, (and I'm paraphrasing), "put on bottoms or we'll put on handcuffs".

He felt that FL were pushing the limit of their permit with the park. Ya think?

I think if the city wants more Naked Bike Ride movies and the massive budget$ behind them they need to lighten up. Who hasn't seen genetalia in the Portland park before, anyway? ;) Eww, it sounds nasty that way. Well, it was actually quite beautiful today.

In the first scenes the band leader, Wayne Coyne, was carried around by (TEAM BEER) John Howe's trike in a in a big plastic ball (fully clothed) above the crowd of 120 or so naked (and later topless) riders. I was concerned that he was going to roll off the zip-tied milk crates that were holding him up and down the hill, but several strong Portland Cyclists prevented catastrophe during each take. By the look on his face I'm not so sure Wayne was convinced of the safety on his self-designed contraption.

Wayne says he'll get naked later in future scenes.

It was (and is) a perfect day for a naked bike ride video. You can still ride up and let the Flaming Lips exploit your body or catch the video at some later date.

crankmychain.com/cmc16/musicvideo.php?vid=eaa5bef67